I won't get too down on it though, I was so frustrated at how lazy I've been and my lack of writing that I did the "drunk blog" thing... weird... OMG spell-check has totally taught me how to spell all over again! :)
In the future if I do drunk blog I won't be so negative! I had to go back and re-edit to trow some pos in dere mon!
Some of the brilliant work that I have been checking out in my rare slacking time combine just a few words and some really cool photos and graphics. Wow. I like photos. All my photos are of big fat chicks though, but I found some cool non fat chick photos here and there on the net that are still "relevant".
Ok, one place I just hooked up with was cracked. Oh man, totally forgot all about the days of loitering at convenience stores reading that freaking magazine! Oh man. What brought me over there would have been an entertaining and still kind of scientific article about fat evolution and how human physiology is compensating for our (or some of our) near constant "need to feed". I thought they were seriously right on the mark with their observations on what's making us fat as well! It takes comic genius sometimes doesn't it? :)
They would laugh hysterically if they knew that I've seen the giant butt photo several times over, and I have a few iconic fat photos floating around out there in the digital world myself! :) If your wondering, the "april" photos is mine baby! I wrote about destroying the cd's in that damned drunk blog though! There is another photo I had to really dig for, but never found... It is 5 really big ladies in front of a fireplace that someone added krispy kreme banners to. I was working at a computer place right after leaving that situation and someone showed me that photo and I just bust out laughing. My photo, photo-shopped.... flattery... :) I have a *lot* more images floating around out there than anyone would ever guess though at this point! :)
If I were a New Yorker, I would probably check out this cool site at least once a day or every other day, depending on the really cool high paying job I had to afford the super high rent and all that up in dere! :) I was checking out the game of dare and double dare with the fast food chains amping it up for publicity with the new age super foods! :) This really zazzy site offers up the comparison to KFC and the "double down", which I actually produced a video with as a prop recently. Of course it's not exactly a commercial because my model is 400lbs plus! roflmao I digress, New York is such an awesome culture! I gotta goes west though! I wanna go back to Albuquerque! :) Shazzam! lol
I came across a blog I had never seen and I shuddered. I had to share the blog entry I was somehow magically drawn to with my giantess paleolithic goddess because for as many food blogs she has gotten moist peering at, there are probably a thousand that her and all her fatty fat fat friends have never even seen! bwahahaha! :) Wow. Food Porn. Whoa! I have faith in humanity again! ;)
That site is so smooth too. I have to whip out the camera and start adding some pics to the obesiverse. I see one photo that has yet to be created because there happens to be a cool surreal combo of a donut place next to a fitness center I simply must take a photo of if I can get off my lazy long sentence writing ass and take! :)
Topcultured is so smooth that even the huff had to say sometin'! :) The huff just had to throw in a reference to tiwyf as well, which reminded me in oh such a harsh way that they had not been formally introduced to the obesiverse. Maybe I should have called this post food porn! Oh, I just did :) Man this is why your fat is so smooth! So silky smooth. Like hot chocolate after you come in from the cold. hmmmmmm. :) The huff introduced me to yet another foodie site, slashfood, with this cool food/tech type of article. Yummie! Wow. Food is good. Food porn is good. He saw and it was good.
I almost forgot to mention the fact that this is why your fat has been the inspiration of so many of my food glorification video productions! I really do feel inspired and motivated when I see some of the really cool mega food items being constructed at topcultured, but not sure about peep pizza. Of course the food porn is just one aspect of that wonderful site though! :) I don't want to rip any of the pics, but what the hell?
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[/caption]I have to double back to icanhasinternets though because of the awesome food section and how one post there led me on a magical journey into hedonistic feeding delight! I never knew that the kfc double down caused such a hissy! It led me to this one site of pure sandwich heaven where the double down is like just another condiment! :) This one sandwich has caused quite a hysteria, and the sheer beauty of all of this is that nobody can get sued! LOLZ Wait, at least they can't get sued for making you fat, but for other stuff! lol!
One blog post I found just rips a bunch of stuff from a bunch of other food porn sites and I can't really tell if it's being more positive or negative, or just the sheer spectacle of edible orgasm! I know what I was thinking when I looked at those mouth-watering photos! :)
I had long wondered where the fat ladies of competition eating were, until I realized that anatomy of a fat chick may not allow for such easy consumption of mass quantities. So, most of the women in this field are not going to be of the giantess variety! While icanhasinternets brought me to that youtube site, I also could not help but post one of those funny internet graphics here because I could not find a credit but it is really funny.
I think that I would really enjoy eating the home made version of the double down at serious eats, which I found on that icanhasinternets post as well! Whoever compiled the post over there at icanhas really did their research! :) They found this site brandeating that also had a few words to pitch in about the double down deliciousness going on!
If a photo says a thousand words, than this is one very delicious photo over here! :) I have to take more pics of my food productions! Wait! I do! :) I'll have to download some off the cam so I can share! First photo is the double down I got my hands on before handing it off to a supersized woman who would make it disappear!
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[/caption]Then I wanted to just add a chicken photo I took, my view to a bucket so to speak...
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[/caption]I guess one kind of "dramatic" photo I could add would be the full spread photo I took and the full spread big ole belly behind that spread! :)
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[/caption]Ok, it gets late, I don't start until late so it actually gets later. I will come back soon with more foodie goodness and I might share some of my own food photos here as well. That would be positive, positively delicious!
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